• Dr Brice

    Dr Brice put her name in the wrong part of the form
    and inadvertantly sestioned herself.
    This amused us greatly,
    because she was bad for people's mental health.

    She went on a trip to Venice, paid for by the drug company,
    who were keen to invest in her impartiality.

    She changed everyone's meds when she came back.
    Carnage ensured and people relapsed.
    One man's mental health fell so badly to bits
    that he smashed up the ward and put two nurses off sick.

    So don't be like Dr Brice.
    Juce stick to the guidelines from NICE.

    From the book 'The Day My Head Exploded' available here